You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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