Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
