So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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