youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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