Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
two words...techno handjob
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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