Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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