Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Randomize
