two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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