Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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