im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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