Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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