We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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