haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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