I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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