idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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