I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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