That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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