i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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