hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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