"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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