I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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