he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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