soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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