His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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