Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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