i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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