Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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