Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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