Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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