Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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