One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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