So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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