Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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