I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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