accomplished twins. life is a go
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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