Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the condom got lost in my hair
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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