there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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