just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
PANTIES FOUND
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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