Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Robyn hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(810): View more from Michigan

oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno

Fav 7 1991 813
share tweet
(305): View more from Florida

Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

Fav 10 966 1741
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"

Fav 17 4518 1267
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

6 min

Fav 64 11222 2362
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.

Fav 13 4091 1308
share tweet
(843): View more from South Carolina

Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

Fav 7 1671 3872
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(765): View more from Indiana

My grandma had to be escorted out by police.

Fav 18 7323 1289
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(239): View more from Florida

Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?

Fav 1 334 217
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(253): View more from Washington

There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.

Fav 0 27 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT