R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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