I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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