Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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