I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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