i would punch a child for taco bell
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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