Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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