Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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