Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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