his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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