You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I love you. Go after that dick
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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