Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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