Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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