Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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