Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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