Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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