sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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