it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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