"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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