People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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