watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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