in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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