Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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